How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away. Eldon Hunt Lyrics
FlourishAnyway believes at that place is a playlist for simply about any situation and is on a mission to unite and entertain the world through song.
Are y'all happily married or running on fumes? You don't have to reply. Instead, gloat the years of putting upward with each others' annoying habits with this playlist.
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The Cost of Forever: It'south Non Always Wedded Elation
Long marriages are similar fondant-covered wedding ceremony cakes. They might look flawless, but taste 'em for yourself and you'll soon realize all is non as perfect as it seems.
Anyone who has been married a long fourth dimension tin attest that there are good times—or skilful years—and and then there are long spells that only aren't. They tin can too explain that the perfect person you exchanged vows with is not the one you live with day in and twenty-four hour period out. But honestly, the same can be said of yous, too, right?
Over the decades ii people:
- larn everything at that place is to know almost each other,
- experience torso changes that aren't always pretty,
- may focus on career and self rather than one another,
- could struggle with infidelity, and
- deal with problems of power and control, nagging, and bickering.
This playlist is a fun nod to those who have agreed to the vow of "better or worse" and have seen both things come up true. And yet they keep on loving their sweetheart—or at least putting up with them—year after year.
The start half of the playlist contains more light-hearted, humorous tunes, while the second half gets more serious. Remember, some of these songs are serious and will brand y'all think. Others are downright hilarious. Make yourself a "Married Besides Long Playlist" and just be glad you have someone.
1. "God Help My Man If He'due south Foolin' Around" by Joey + Rory
They say there'southward a seven-yr itch, although some spouses start scratching long earlier that and all the same never find a cure. This 2010 country song never went much of anywhere on the country charts, but it'south hilarious.
The narrator, a dutiful wife, waits at domicile for her husband. He's late over again and didn't have the decency to call dwelling. If he's not expressionless, he sure will be by the time he walks in that door:
There must be a real adept reason why he own't dwelling yet
In that location must be a real bad wreck slowing him down.
I'm hoping he blew a tire, his quondam truck flipped and caught on fire
'Cause God help my man if he's foolin' around…
And it only gets funnier from there.
2. "I Don't Await Good Naked Anymore" past The Snake Oil Willie Band
This country song from 2022 will have you laughing so hard you might just pee your britches. It was the first original song past The Serpent Oil Willie Ring, a homegrown classic and Southern stone group. Just give information technology a heed, and you lot'll understand why it went viral. (In that location'southward just a piddling too much truth in it, right?)
The narrator complains that he's a "deep-fried, double-wide version of the homo I was earlier" and admits he ain't seen his feet in years. Letting himself go kinda sneaked upwardly on him after he spent years guzzling beer and eating too many french fries. That tin can happen to the best of us.
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Now he realizes, "I don't look good naked anymore." At what point did it happen for you? On second thought, never mind.
three. "The Human being Song" by Sean Morey
Who wears the pants in your wedlock? This funny 1995 song pokes fun at the power struggle between partners. Nosotros all know that women usually rule the roost:
I don't take no crap from anybody else…only you.
I wear the pants around here…when I'm finished with your laundry.
'Cause I'1000 a guy you don't want to fight!
When I say "jump" yous say, "Yeah, right!"
I'g the man of this firm…until you get home.
four. "Things Not to Say to Your Wife Song" by Tim Hawkins
First-mitt experience in marriage was the obvious inspiration for this satirical 2009 song past Christian comedian Tim Hawkins. He provides friendly communication on things to avoid saying to your wife if yous desire to live a long and happy life:
I planned a hunting trip next calendar week on your birthday
I didn't ask you 'cause I knew information technology'd exist okay.
Get make some dinner while I watch this fishing show
I taped it over our old wedding video.
Like it or not, equally the years wear on politeness is replaced with sheer candor.
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Things Not to Say to Your Husband
| Just Don't Say It | Even If You're Thinking It | Just Shut Your Trap |
|---|---|---|
| "My ex used to do it this way ..." | "You lot're just like your father/female parent/sister/brother." | "Run across, I told you lot I was right." |
| "My mother warned me you'd do this." | "Your hair is getting actually sparse up acme." | "I thought all men knew how to [gear up a flat, operate a chainsaw, etc.]" |
| "I wish you fabricated as much money as [insert name here]." | "So how much are you weighing these days?'" | "Are you starting to grow man boobs?" |
| "Never listen. I can exercise this faster/ameliorate." | "Permit's plough off the game and sentry a Lifetime motion-picture show instead." | "My mother is coming with united states of america on vacation this yr." |
v. "I Did It Her Mode" by Sean Morey
Comedian Sean Morey knows how to please a married woman, and he'south willing to share the secret to his long-suffering success in this humorous 1998 song. He never spoke his heed, never came in late, never drove also fast. He threw out all the naked pictures of his ex-girlfriend, had sex co-ordinate to his wife's schedule, and when his married woman alerted him that the traffic light was green he always expressed gratitude for the information. That man is a helluva catch right there!
6. "I'one thousand Gonna Miss Her (The Fishin' Song)" by Brad Paisley
Any seasoned married woman knows never to issue an ultimatum that forces a husband to choose between you and fishing, hunting, or sports. Simply that'south what a adult female did in this 2001 chart-topper. When faced with a choice between catching hell with his wife all mean solar day or catching fish at the lake, the husband responds, "Well, I'thousand gonna miss her."
7. "Yous're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty
For several months, my dad had been teasing my mother with the punch line to this song ("You lot're the reason our kids are ugly"). The family unit wasn't aware information technology was a real song. Of the iii of us developed children, 1 of the states was offended, some other thought he'd lost his marbles, and the third wondered which child he idea was ugliest.
This 1978 country song's savage honesty volition have you laughing for sure. The couple takes turns blaming i some other for all the things that aren't perfect in their lives. For example, they blame the other for their finances, beer drinking, and disappearing looks. Well-nigh of all, the looks of those kids are the fault of the spouse.
viii. "Information technology'south Hard To Kiss the Lips at Nighttime That Chew Your A** Out All Day Long" by The Notorious Cherry Bombs
When I first heard this 2004 vocal past this supergroup, I couldn't believe country stars similar Vince Gill and Rodney Crowell would be involved in this venture. However, it'southward a real song that actually hit the land charts. Whether it's funny or non, you are the judge.
The song'south narrator recalls an before time in his marriage when his dearest was a true lady and called him sweet nothings. Now, yet, she yells at him, disrespects him, and tells him how he is wrong.
He also complains almost the growing size of her rear end: "Man, that thing is large plenty to land a small plane on." What's most shocking is that in the song's video, a man dressed as a woman stars as the wife.
ix. "How Tin can I Miss Y'all If You Can't Go Away?" by Eldon Chase
It'due south not unusual for long married couples to wish for a piddling solitude. For example, afterwards being cooped upwardly in the house together as well long or when i retires and the other isn't used to their constant presence.
This funny 2007 original song could easily employ to marriage. One honey partner is hanging around besides closely, and the narrator just needs a interruption.
x. "When You're Screwin' Other Women (Recall of Me)" by Doyle and Debbie
This 2022 vocal is sheer satire, a tongue-in-cheek nod to country music'south heartache and adulterous themes. A husband and his 3rd wife (his second Debbie) confront reality and strike a bargain. She knows he'due south cheating and planning on leaving their marriage, and he explains that this is merely him being him. They agree that when he'south screwin' other women, he'll think of her. Sounds off-white.
11. "She's No Lady" by Lyle Lovett
A lengthy marriage can sometimes seem like a prison sentence. So says the narrator in this 1988 jazz vocal. Although meant to exist a serious song, the punch line volition make you smirk.
Although the woman who has been on his arm for years wears fancy French perfume and wears loftier heels, the long suffering husband cannot recall the source of their initial attraction. She'south fabricated him pay every mean solar day since their wedding day:
She hates my mama
She hates my daddy also.
She loves to tell me
She hates the things I practise.
She loves to lie beside me
Virtually every night.
She's no lady she'south my wife.
12. "Nosotros Don't Talk Anymore" by Charlie Puth (featuring Selena Gomez)
By now yous've probably realized that the two of y'all don't take those deep conversations like y'all used to. That'southward what happens when ii people know every freaking thing there is to know near each other still still have decades in front of them.
Understandably, you run out of new things to say. This serious pop ballad from 2022 will make you wonder at what point it all inverse.
13. "Remind Me" by Brad Paisley (featuring Carrie Underwood)
In this 2022 country vocal, the couple used to share a passionate flame of love and desire. They recall public displays of affection and long goodbye kisses, the kind that make others think "go a room."
Nonetheless, later years of being together, all that passion has dwindled to a faint flicker. Or at all-time a slow burn. They miss the good old days. Can this spousal relationship be saved?
Give it up buddy. Yous know she'due south correct.
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14. "3 Empty Words" by Shawn Mendes
Some other serious song, this 2022 popular ballad mourns the loss of the giddiness and spontaneity in a relationship. (Dude, that'due south the first affair to go. The upside, however, is that information technology's replaced past the pure pleasance of predictability and stability.)
The narrator sees the couple's relationship routines as merely going through the motions. It's dull, and he needs more. This guy is definitely not in it for the long haul.
"Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery."
— H. Jackson Dark-brown Jr., American author
My grandparents were married for a long fourth dimension. Although they plain couldn't stand closer than this in the above photo, they were close enough to have eight children together.
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15. "(I Don't Have) Any More Love Songs" past Hank Williams Jr.
In this 1979 country beloved-gone-wrong song, the narrator confesses that his honey is frequently on his mind. However, he's no longer feeling the love.
He complains that his woman can't get her act together and doesn't concord him like she does in his dreams. He's giving up on all the things that never came true.
Sounds like Mr. Perfect is whining. Mayhap his wife's behavior is owing to his leaving his dirty socks and underwear in the floor and spending weekends in front of the boob tube. You think?
Some telephone call it arguing. Others telephone call it good for you discussion.
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16. "Broken Together" past Casting Crowns
This 2022 ballad is an all-as well-serious await at what happens in marriages when love is taken for granted. What started as a fairy tale becomes a globe of cleaved dreams.
The narrator acknowledges that "Nosotros were building kingdoms and chasing dreams and left dearest behind." Notwithstanding, there may exist promise for this couple however. He suggests that they move past their sadness and just exist "cleaved together." Some telephone call that "settling" while others say information technology's "working things out."
17. "You Never Even Called Me Past My Name" by David Allan Coe
If you've been married long enough, then you likely notice that your real name starts to disappear from use. First, your spouse may replace information technology with a nickname. Then your name vanishes into the long married neverland. If you have children, you probably refer to each other as "Mama" or "Daddy" around the house. Yep, that'due south sexy.
This 1975 state song is a reminder that you're well on your way to roommate condition. Or becoming your parents.
And I'll hang around as long as you lot will allow me
And I never minded standing' in the rain
But you don't have to telephone call me darlin', darlin'
You never fifty-fifty called me by my proper name.
"When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your former historic period? Everything else in marriage is transitory." - Friedrich Nietzsche, German language philosopher
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18. "Facebook Friends" by Brad Paisley
If you lot want to remain married, and so don't expect up old boyfriends on Facebook. That'south the advice of this 2022 vocal. The lonely married woman in the song looked up an former flame from high school, and suddenly she felt 17 once more.
The two went from chatting to meeting in person to having sex in a machine (but like high school?). Then one day, his Facebook profile vanished without explanation. Perhaps, his Mrs. decided to go along him. Merely you meliorate bet he'll never live this ane downward.
When you've been married awhile, public displays of affection are replaced with public displays of differing opinions.
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19. "You lot're No Good" by Linda Ronstadt
Spouses know how to blow each other's confidence. Over the years, they question the other's competence, industriousness, and their talent at even the little things. This 1974 rock song walks you through the nuts of conviction-busting:
You're no good
You lot're no good
You're no expert
Baby, yous're no good.
Lone time, spent together. Has this human relationship transitioned from confinement to loneliness?
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20. "You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore" by Barbara Streisand and Neil Diamond
In this remorseful 1978 vocal, a married couple recalls all the magic that has disappeared from their long-term union. The flowers, the singing each other honey songs, and the talking about forever? Gone.
Now after sharing some late night wham-bam-thank-you lot-ma'am, she complains that "y'all just roll over and turn out the low-cal." Sheesh.
For now, however, they are stuck with each other, unable to bring themselves to say goodbye.
Was information technology something yous said?
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Even More than Songs About Existence Married Too Long
| Song | Artist | Year Released |
|---|---|---|
| 21. You lot Give Dear a Bad Proper name | Bon Jovi | 1986 |
| 22. Why Don't You Love Me (Similar You Used To) | Hank Williams Sr. | 1950 |
| 23. Gravity Is a B*tch | Miranda Lambert | 2014 |
| 24. Your Squaw Is On a Warpath | Loretta Lynn | 1969 |
| 25. You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling | The Righteous Brothers | 1964 |
| 26. She Got the Band (I Got the Finger) | Chuck Mead | 2007 |
| 27. Too Cold at Dwelling | Mark Chesnutt | 1990 |
| 28. I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Dwelling house | David Frizzell | 1982 |
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FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on April 29, 2020:
Peggy - Some of them are serious, others hilarious. Glad you enjoyed that new song.
Peggy Woods from Houston, Texas on April 28, 2020:
I just had to play the song "I Don't Look Practiced Naked Anymore," and constitute it funny. Some truth to it, also at my age. Ha! "Y'all're No Practiced," and "Y'all Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore," were the ones of which I was familiar.
FlourishAnyway (writer) from Us on March 25, 2017:
Shyron - I had never heard Loretta's "Squaw" song but I played information technology on YouTube and it's true Loretta ... a real hoot. When I was growing upward, my family didn't listen to country music until we moved to South Carolina. Country was the predominant music genre there, of course, and I took an firsthand liking to it. The wife of my father'due south boss used to sing to my brother, sister, and I all kinds of old country songs similar Tammy Wynette'due south "Stand up By Your Man" and nosotros would giggle through the whole thing because she was so terrible. She would often pick out songs with dial lines to them because she causeless we were snickering at the lyrics. But her voice was as atrocious as her passion for singing was strong. I can just imagine her singing the Squaw song.
Shyron E Shenko from Texas on March 25, 2017:
Oh wow! This one is right up my alley, My favorite on here is "You lot're No Good"
I use to play and sing along with Loretta Lynn'south "Your Squaw is on the Warpath" when I was married to my ex.
Another good one for this is collection is "Before Charlie gets abode" (this is an old one) I have it on an quondam "78" tape and that actor doesn't play any more than.
"You've lost that loving feeling"
I dearest this list.
Blessings and go on on doing this list.
FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on October 26, 2016:
Faith Reaper - Glad you lot enjoyed these as much every bit I did!
Religion Reaper on October 26, 2016:
Hahaha Male child, Flourish, yous found some humdingers for this playlist! I ordinarily know most all of the songs on your playlists but yous've introduced so many I've never heard before hither. I can't believe some of these are real slngs, just they are perfect for those of united states who have been married likewise long. : )
FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on October 25, 2016:
Devika - Glad y'all are happily married!
DDE on Oct 25, 2016:
Married besides long can bring up these songs in one's caput. You thought of all songs and I am glad I don't have to await at my marriage in that way.
FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on October 24, 2016:
Gypsy Rose Lee - Information technology is sad, I agree. Thanks for reading. Accept a great week.
Gypsy Rose Lee from Daytona Beach, Florida on October 23, 2016:
That is some impressive list. So pitiful that many start true love romances cannot last the test of time.
FlourishAnyway (writer) from Usa on October 23, 2016:
Patricia - Thinking of you and your family unit. Thanks for stopping by.
pstraubie48 on October 22, 2016:
Remind me is so powerful....as usual an exemplary listing....
Angels are headed your manner ps
Sorry then long in responding...so much is happening in our family I have not been here and so much but thanks for commenting on my hub.
FlourishAnyway (author) from United states of america on Oct 21, 2016:
John - Haha, every bit tin I. Mr. Flourish and I take been married 27 years. Livin' the dream.
John Hansen from Gondwana Country on October 21, 2016:
These are keen, Flourish. I have been married 34 years at present so can chronicle to a few of them...not saying which :)
FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on Oct 20, 2016:
Linda - Great addition. I'll add it! I tried to mix it up a little, especially since then many of the country songs were satirical or obscure. Glad you lot enjoyed this. I loved putting it together. Have a great weekend.
Linda Lum from Washington State, USA on October 20, 2016:
Flourish - May I add one more to the list? "You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore" (duet by Neil Diamond and Barbra Steisand).
I laughed when I saw the championship of this hub, and near of these are pretty funny, just so I saw on the list "Broken Together" by Casting Crowns. It is absolutely impossible to listen to that song without weeping. (And and so picket the video).
Thanks for another rare hub.
FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on October 19, 2016:
Larry - I like that one, too. Cheers for stopping past. Hope all is well with you lot!
FlourishAnyway (writer) from Usa on October 19, 2016:
Linda - Glad you enjoyed this. It was a hoot to assemble.
Linda Crampton from British Columbia, Canada on Oct 19, 2016:
I love the mix of sense of humor and seriousness in this article. You've created yet another interesting and enjoyable playlist hub, Flourish.
Larry Rankin from Oklahoma on October xix, 2016:
I'thou peculiarly a fan of the David Allen Coe song:-)
FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on October xix, 2016:
MsDora - My dad started saying the punchline or refrain of this song in a teasing way to my female parent months ago. Nosotros didn't know it was an bodily song. Of my brother, sister and I, one of us was offended, another thought he'd lost his marbles and the tertiary wanted to know who was the ugliest.
Dora Weithers from The Caribbean area on October 19, 2016:
Flourish, number 14 takes the cake (I'one thousand listening to it). The titles are all then interesting, though I don't know these songs. I too like your commentary on your grandparents' photo. Enjoyable equally always.
FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on October 19, 2016:
Nell - Glad you enjoyed this!
FlourishAnyway (writer) from The states on October 19, 2016:
Bill - That is a fabulous add-on. I'thousand adding information technology at the commencement opportunity I go. Thanks a Agglomeration.
FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on October 19, 2016:
Audrey - Union isn't for everyone. Thanks for reading and comment.
Nell Rose from England on October 19, 2016:
LOL! dearest that song, don't look good naked anymore! and the 'hard to kiss thursday lips' one was histerical! LOL! And so forth came no. 17 !
And then funny! and I needed a laugh, so this was swell!
Audrey Hunt from Pahrump NV on October 19, 2016:
Great hub! Tried marriage a few times . . . sadly I guess I'thou meant to be single. :)
Bill Holland from Olympia, WA on October xix, 2016:
I don't know why, only the outset ane that came to mind, for me, is "You're No Practiced" by Linda Rondstadt...maybe doesn't fit in the category. I did remember of "Remind Me" second, though, so I was close. :)
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